Capricorn:
| wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
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Aquarius:
| YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
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Pisces:
| I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
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Aries:
| WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
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Taurus:
| BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
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Gemini:
| Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
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Cancer:
| ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Till it's too late. Cookie?
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Leo:
| /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
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Virgo:
| how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
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Libra:
| Passively plotting your demise.
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Scorpio:
| This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
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Sagittarius:
| I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye! |
